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Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Make A Roughly 16 Hour Video Dvd
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Make A Roughly 16 Hour Video Dvd
3 things are needed
1. Proper Codecs
2. TMPGEnc 3 Express (Best for this job IMO)
3. TMPGEnc DVD Author (Dual Layer Edition)
Simply start a new project in TMPGEnc 3 Express, Set the output for said file as an NTSC MPEG1 (VIDEO CD)
Make sure you set at NTSC (TMPGENC WILL ONLY ACCEPT IF FRAMERATE IS 29.97 FPS)
Once you have made roughly 8 hours / 16 hours depending... of video files open TMPGEnc DVD Author..
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
How To Make Your Own Video Avatars
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Video Avatars 1. Open PowerDVD: 2. Open a movie or Video clip: 3. Go to the beginning of the part u want as avatar & click on pause 4. make a picture of it: 5. press 2 steps forward & then make another pic, do this until u got the whole part:
Monday, October 31, 2011
Windows Shortcuts Part - II
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Windows XP Shortcuts:
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Windows Shortcuts Part - I
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Run Commands:
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
I Love You Translated In 100 Languages
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Monday, August 9, 2010
OMG, Don't Mess With Kids.
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Hello Friends, When My Friend Deepak Says To Write Something on My Blog Then I Just Thinking For Some Days, What Would I Write About? Since I Am At My Home For Last Few Days Surrounded With Many Children Thus I Asked Some Question With Kids At Place, And I Am Sharing There Funny Things Happen With Those Questions. That All About My This Post. Love and Marriage: "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7 "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9 "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9 "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8 "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5 "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Mike, 10 "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on television." -- Jill, age 6 "One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6 "My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8 "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7 "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8 "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.'" -- Anita, 9 "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10 "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10 "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10 "[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -- Kirsten, age 10 "Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9 "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Ladki Patane Ke 102 Formulas
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Formula 1 Ladki ko pahle dekho aur wo jab aapke samne dekhe to use ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai aur jab wo gaal ko saaf kare to ishare se bolo ki iss gaal par nahi baju ke gaal par hai, this is best formula in the world..is tarah se maine kai ladkiyo ko pataya hai. Formula 2 Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai. Formula 3 mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai. Formula 4 agar Ladki ko patana hai to pahle uske pass jao, uska picha karo, us ko dekhte raho, then kuch dino baad usko ignore karna shuru kardo bus wo pareshan ho jayegi us ke baad wo khud aap mein intrest legi then u can go ahead. |
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